5 Minutes to Kill Yourself Walkthrough Tips Hints
About 5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself)
Stan is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until Stan’s health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re Stan’s only hope.
Play Online: 5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) [Earn Kongregate Badge]
Dead Before the Deadline Badge (5 points) – Complete the game under 5 minutes.
Game Controls
Arrow keys: movement (Hint: tilt keyboard to the right to match the game perspective if you’re having trouble.)
Left arrow key is up, up is right, down is left and right is down.
Space bar: Interact with people, obstacles, doors, etc.
When talking to someone: The up/down arrows choose response, space bar confirms response.
Obstacles you can interact with are marked with a green arrow.
5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Hints
Some items must be combined with others before their deadly force is unleashed.
When you have picked up the first item, the item you can combine it with will be marked by a larger green arrow.
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself Walkthrough Under 1 Minute
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself Walkthrough – Axeman Slash
1. Visit the lift. Press SPACEBAR when the green down arrow is lit. This leads to B – Basement.
2. Move to the next room – email beta laboratory
3. Talk any of the nerd guy.
4. Reply with (B) : “Oh, hi. Carl asked me to tell you he needs help with the boss’s PC”
5. Repeat action 4 and 5 till you’re dead.
NOTE: Each round occurs 3 slashes, each -5% health, and a gygaxed -10% health. 4 rounds = dead.
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself Walkthrough – Thrown Objects
1. Visit the Supply Counter.
2. Press SPACEBAR to interact with the counter.
NOTE: Random objects will be thrown against you. Each deals -3% health. Takes about 2-3 minutes to die.
Analysis:
This game is similar to Karoshi Suicide Salesman where the player needs to make his in-game character successfully kill itself instead of surviving. However, Karoshi game was in 2D but “5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is in 3D. In this game, player can explore around his office, visit men’s toilet, visit the basement or level 1 or level 2 to find objects and use them to hurt itself, or provoke another NPC [Non-player character] to unleash their anger/hatred to hurt you. The most unique thing about this game is you can make combo items to deal more damage. For example, picking up the lighter, place it in the orange water bottle, stuck it inside the microwave. This makes it explode!
